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As seen in thread here - http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?t=412129

Hahaha!

I feel sorry for the poor bitch! Although whores probably get few offers...

He's probably on cloud 9 right now so he's not going to reply to your comment Imp, so i've taken it upon myself to...

YOU FAT f***!

=)

So who's the lucky guy?

So who's the lucky guy?

imp

I KNEW IT!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

so what did you say?

quality thread - got slapped in the face with a yes. so now I have to start saving. Looking at a 2 year engagement because thats how long we will be OS for. We might shoot back for a quicky (get married that is) before then tho.

Imp - its moments like these that I know there is good in the world, dispite your looming fat blocking out sunlight, and your stench inhibiting all positive sensations (well maybe not all) but you stink! I hate you and I honestly cant be f***ed writing an elaborate post telling you why, in eloquent language, I hate you so much. I just do, face it.

The fat Imp days are well and truely gone. Passed all the fitness and medicals for Air Force entry last night...

So f*** you :-)

You might not be physically fat, but you are still fat in the head.
I find it amusing how your always trying to defend your fatness. But your still fat. and I still hate you. And my chick is hotter than that man-girl of yours. ew.

Dude I'm single are you sure you know who I am? :-P

I came stumbling through the forum again and noticed that its gone slightly active again?! wtf were people just waiting for me to leave?! :P lol

Imp, passing the fitness tests isn't hard. I have a friend that got into the navy(ADFA) as an Officer and he is shorter than me and weighs 100kgs. You're not speical foolio.

Well done to you Vince. If only i knew when and where to ask i'd be in the same position (minus the crazy random country part).

What happened to you're gf Kris? She got pissed off and dumped your arse?

I know it aint hard fatty :-)

I got into the RAAF as an officer... Training will be hard though.

Nah - I told her I didn't want any ties going into the RAAF. Not sure what the next 7 years for me will be. And I think I prefer guys anyhow...

last edited by Improvize at 13:20:38 06/Oct/05

the next 7yrs will suck, hell the next 30yrs will turn you in to a egotisticle f***wit... well thats based off my gfs dad (RAAF) and my last flatmates dad (navy).

Though those guys were got into the forces when they were like, 16 or something stupid and dont understand how things can run with out strict rules.

At least the pay is ok...

IMP - breaking up with someone because your not sure what your gonna do for the next 7 years? wtf! thats very f***ed! You obviously didn't feel that much for her. (but when someone is that ugly, how can you?!?!)

FB- "If only i knew when and where to ask i'd be in the same position" Should I take that as your thinking about proposing? If yes - just do it. Mount Ainslie, woden cinema, A weekend down the beach, a trip into the mountains, in the end it doesnt really matter how/where you do it. My advice is make it special in an original way, even if thats just popping the question randomly while your girls sitting on the toilet doing a s*** (ok maybe not that) - also dont go buying a big f***off rock just because its expensive, put some thought in and get something which isnt going to hurt her, or you when you hold her hand. If thats not what you were talking about, I have no idea what you were saying. If you want a custom made ring for 1/4 of the price they are in australia, while still maintaining top notch quality, have a chat to me - I can hook you up. If you dont beleive its possible I will be in aussie over christmas and I'm having the ring valued. Your welcome to take a look at it too if you want. I can give you a fairly accurate quote if you give me a design.

IMP - As for prefering blokes, if thats true and your not just taking the piss, good on you for being open. Your still a fat f***head, but maybe in future I can call you a fat gay f***head! ?!?! I did the whole bi-curious thing, so I know what I want nowadays. I'm open about it because I dont give a s*** what people think - I know what I want and my girlfriend is hot! Screw you!

Year ex is ugly isnt she?

Looking forward to it... Especially the oportunity to serve on a US Aircraft Carrier.

But yes it's an egotistical job... All Air Traffic Controllers (civil and defence) have egos. My ten year plan is to get trained by the RAAF and get all those perks, then transfer to Airservices where the pay is f***in through the roof!

Lookin forward to it...

No she's not ugly ( http://www.users.on.net/~kn079/photos/ ) and no I wasn't taking the piss about prefering the boys...

I too care not what people think (which makes the seemingly endless banter between us so funny to me lol) and seem to relate better to guys...

Don't get me wrong, being with a girl is great fun and still a very sexual thing for me. But a guy/guy relationship makes more sense. meh...

last edited by Improvize at 14:09:34 06/Oct/05

I don't really think that its anybodies place but imps to decided weither or not he should continue his relationship or not...

Shes ugly... and a chubber. She looks old enough to be your mum.
And you? WTF man - uuuuglah!

So have you had it in the arse? Rate it out of ten!

7.5

hahahaha, I'm really enjoying this thread.

Ok, so how would you rate it with a woman?
Ok stuff that, rate these for man and woman

Intimacy out of ten
fun out of ten
pleasure out of ten
passion out of ten

Ok so rate each of those for blokes and for sheilas.

I recon there are a lot of guys who have messed around with other guys, and none of them admit it. I know a couple on this forum already, you dont want to know how. I think it could be as high as 80%

Hahaha! OK...

M
Intimacy out of ten - 6
fun out of ten - 10
pleasure out of ten - 7.5
passion out of ten - 5

F
Intimacy out of ten - 8
fun out of ten - 5
pleasure out of ten - 9
passion out of ten - 8

Of course all thise is open to interpretation...
And I really don't know why guys have a problem with being honest about it. I've never cared what people think of me (obviously).

last edited by Improvize at 17:26:36 06/Oct/05

Did you tell your folks?

Yep

Should all this be the case...why aren't you joining the Navy? =)

But meh, good to see you dont have a problem with it

Navy don't have ATC Officers. Even the ATC's at Nowra are RAAF.

lol i clicked that link and said to myself "where is that picture of his gf he was talking about? All I see is someone who looks like his Mum ... OOOOOOH"

LOL errrr.... riiiiight...

Looks nothing like my Mum dude...

i read this forum everyday just because :) i mean im not in canberra anymore, along with a few of the regular forum whores :O but i still really enjoy reading the random s*** that goes on.... you guys really do make coming home from work a joy :)

Grats to Rasman


@ imp

Tell us the truth. That picture is a chick with a dick isn't it.

You know, if someone had told me last week that there was going to be a thread about Improvize and Rasman comparing gay relationships on the ACTGN forums, I wouldn't have believed you.








last edited by Diablo at 18:39:05 11/Oct/05

hey im active in this thread and i still dont believe the s*** im reading

b0mb3r3: please choose your expletives more carefully... that one was, errrrmmm... too close to the bone, so to speak.

Ever the smart arse huh Chainsaw? :P

well come on, you cant tell me your not amazed that the forum trolls are talking openly about sexuality when for years in pretty much any social circle its looked down upon? :O

I was simply egging imp on, hes still a f***ing fat wanker... He would reconsider if he could get a hot girl, trust me.

Nicely done Imp...

I'm glad you didn't cock it up.

Chainsaw never ceases to understand me ;-)

lol

Ahhhhhhhh... Poor Rasman! :-P

am i gay because i like lesbians?

I've always wanted to be a lesbian...

Haha! Yeah of course you have...

You'd be one of those ugly neo nazi style dykes with shaved head or mohark, heaps of tats, piercings and rolls upon rolls of fat...

sounds like fun! >_>

Do you think I'm right in picturing this improvize as "davifth" from little britain???

No... This is why :-)


last edited by Improvize at 02:04:42 31/Mar/06

That crew-cut is hot.

RSVP is for 50 year old losers...

It's a regulation hair cut mate. Something you need to have in the Defence Force.

Anyway, RSVP is hilarious!!! Worth it for the laugh...

Sweet, old threads! Kinda like an old abandoned amusement park. I can do whatever I want.

I think I'll point out that it'd be a limp dicked coward that dragged someone he cared about through various troubles with no definate hope for the future, just cos he feels the need to "prove" he cares for her by not letting her go.

The military has a bigger impact on a person's personal life than your Maccas job, or IT guru, whatever it is you do over in asia-land.